I Swear, You're Famous
This is one man's ongoing quest to make obscene gestures near people better-known than him.
Ted Danson
Job: Actor, writer, activist
Hands: Joining in
Note: This is the closest I will ever be to fulfilling my lifelong dream of being Norm Peterson.
Matt Skiba
Job: Alkaline Trio frontman, Matt Skiba And The Sekrets frontman, occasional ghostwriter, apparently an extra in The Dark Knight (according to Wikipedia).
Hands: Hey-check-this-guy-out-he’s-totally-short.
Tank Girl
Job: Outlaw, iconoclast, gay icon, hero to millions, one-time movie star.
Hands: Joining the hell in.
Note: This was drawn by the ridiculously talented Rufus Dayglo, the artist responsible for Tank Girl’s last six or so years of adventures. He drew it in a heartbeat while talking. This might be the beginning of a new arrogant website, Famous Artists Draw Mike.
Andrew W.K.
Job: Rock star, hard partier, motivational speaker, nightclub owner, best person in the world
Hands: Sweary
Coco “I Blame Coco” Sumner
Job: Singer, occasional actress and model, daughter of Sting (who is dreadful)
Hands: Shrouded in darkness and also mystery
Jason “Jay from Jay & Silent Bob” Mewes
Job: Acting, swearing, podcasting, being a stoner icon and blurring the line between protagonist, sidekick and comic relief
Hands: Horizontally joining in
Nicolas Cage
Job: Oscar-winner, lunatic, best actor ever
Hands: Not pictured. Also the person who took this photo is an idiot. It’s all blurry.
Rebecca Walker (face obscured), Ricci Guarnaccio and Charlotte-Letitia Crosby
Jobs: Being on Geordie Shore, setting horrendous examples for the nation’s youth
Hands: Swearing aplenty
Paddy McGuinness
Job: Take Me Out presenter, actor, stand-up comedian.
Hands: Middle-fingering.
Note: Appallingly taken photo.
Randy Blythe
Job: Lamb Of God vocalist, Halo Of Locusts vocalist, wrote the intro for DMZ volume two
Hands: Holding a coffee and pointing at his hat
John Morrison
Job: WWE Superstar, salad innovator
Hands: Confrontational
Note: I am leaning back way too far
